For the Frnechies out there

An elderly British gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane.

At the French immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.

"You have been to France before, Monsieur?" the Immigration officer asked, sarcastically.

The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.

"Then you should know well enough to have your passport ready."

The British gentleman says, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible. The British always have to show their passports on arrival in France!"

The elderly gentleman gave the French Immigration Officer a long hard look.

Then he quietly explained;

"Well, the last time I was here, I came ashore on Juno Beach on D-Day in June 1944, and I couldn't find any f***ing Frenchmen to show it to."

Good story Arjan nonsense, but the f***ing french is less than the british.

Arjan, you are a Grognard and as such I am bound in my behaviours to you by our code of honour.

Nevertheless, if I ever have to hear another anti-French joke, tale, image that disrupts the image of our patrie, I shall make sure we meet on the battlefield.

Vive la France! Vive l'Empire! Vive la Révolution! La morte aux traitres anglais! :guillontine:

actually i like very much english humour,and its a very good joke...well done :cheers:

Nice joke indeed !

France sucked German Lugers during WW2... :nul:

Je respecte les anglais, et je peux dire que je les connais mieux que les français (j'ai honte de ça, mais c'est malheureusement la réalité), mais franchement, cette blague est du mauvais gout. C'est trop nationaliste et elle dégrade le rôle des soldats français pendant cette guerre. Et en ce qui concerne la nation avec la plus des victoires, c'est la France.

Juno was a tea party Arjan...

Had you told the guy was in stalingrad, I 'd have perhaps smiled

By the way, truth is :

WII all in all casulties (civilian + soldiers)

France : 600 000 (1,5% of the pop)
GB : 388 000 ( 0,8 % of the pop )
USA : 300 000 ( 0,2 % of the pop )

Moreover, by spring 1945, the Western Allies strugle to make a breakthrough through the Rhine... Even if they had only 27 german divisions facing them... The other 175 other was actualy fighting the red army. (It's henc no surprise that 80 % of the german soldiers casualties were taken on the Eastern Front )



So, conclusion :

Yes we all won the war ( Because it relaunched the global economy, not because the soviets won it )
The French did not perform badly, if you take the figures, and if you remember how the British expeditionary corps fled (the French did not flee but surredenred) by the sea.



Moreover, if the joke had not been made by a silly american smartypants, the guy would have used the proper "bloody" (british english) instead of "fucking" which is a crude word in Albion.

PETAIN!

Face it, with out the US you all would be sucking it to Berlin or Moscow now  

[Grognard]_de Monteynard a écrit:. Et en ce qui concerne la nation avec la plus des victoires, c'est la France.

lol, monteyard, do you like france in order to overlook your own country's rather crappy history?  Yes, France won alot of battles in the past, but they've lost alot of the ones the we still remember (WW1 and 2)  I actually don't like Americans who think the French as cowards, becuase that's clearly not the case. (Altho I do make French jokes from time to time)  But I would argue that as far as natural born fighters and military prowess go in the recent past, I would argue that France has a bad record for both. 

Jakob a écrit:lol, monteyard, do you like france in order to overlook your own country's rather crappy history? Yes, France won alot of battles in the past, but they've lost alot of the ones the we still remember (WW1 and 2) I actually don't like Americans who think the French as cowards, becuase that's clearly not the case. (Altho I do make French jokes from time to time) But I would argue that as far as natural born fighters and military prowess go in the recent past, I would argue that France has a bad record for both.

First of all Jakob, it is de Monteynard not monteyard. Second, you are lucky we separated by thousands of kilometres of land. Yet when we meet...

One more thing. I may not be overly proud to be a Slovenian yet no nation's history is "crappy" as you have put it. As such I publicly demand, and may the Grognards be witnesses, that you apologise for what is considered amongst gentleman to be a very grave offence.

I witness

lol you've come to the wrong person for an apology. It's ok, I don't actually hate Slovakia, you guys are cool. At least you're not Russian.....(yet)

Jakob.

I shall say this one more time. If you do not stop your drunk ramblings, grave offences and racist in prejudice comments due to quite obviously intentional mistakes, I shall have no other choice that to demand as a Grognard that justice should be served. We are here to preserve liberty, not to make fun of it.

Further more I am quite clearly a Slovenian as you could have read and most probably did, as otherwise you would have had no idea from where I come from. And to think we could become Russians, well, I would rather fight to the death before my people are subjugated once more.

As such, I demand one final apology until I take off my gloves.

I wish you a good day.

LOL, Ok to be totally serious now first:I'm not gonna apologize.  Sorry you don't like my humor, but get over it.  If you had made a joke about fat american swedish people I would have laughed (Lib does it all the time )  The mistake was intentional, cuz it's funny.  I'm sorry you don't find it that way, but it is no reason to get upset.  Shake it off and learn to laugh at yourself...there are much better things you can think about during the day other than what I say

Second, I am not drunk.  I made that post at 9 am PST at uni on a Tuesday.  Yes I do post here drunk from time to time but get over it, you're in the Grognards  (The grogs are anything but holy XP)

Third, I hate Russians too, so that's something we can agree on lol

Fourth, fighting for liberty....on the internet? With ETW? mmmkaaay.  Riiight.

 Fifth, again, I'm not apologizing.  You are welcome to come here and fight me, hell I'd tell you when to meet and where.  And then we'd have a drink afterwards :D

Jakob a écrit:Face it, with out the US you all would be sucking it to Berlin or Moscow now

And you is that you suck? :twisted:

PS: désolez pour mon langage grossier Monteynard

Jakob
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Nombre de messages: 261
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Localisation: Götterdämmerung
"gotterdammerung"...en tout cas je ne c'est pas si il y avait la guerre la bas,mais pour sure quelqu'un a eternuer en prononcent le nom de la ville le jour ou elle a eté creér.....haaaaatchouuuuugotterdammerunghhhhhhhhh :dent:
il faut bien quelqu'un pour detendre l'atmosphere :drunken:

LOL  Götterdämmerung is German for "Ragnerök"  

DUDES!!!!!!!!!!!

take it easy roll a joint and drink a Beer.........

i'm not offended about french jokes......and i'm a froggy so......... :drunken:

once again....don't take everything on 1st degree,i actually have laughed about this joke.....

@ Jakob:do you have somthing similar in sweden ? i think not :p......

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(vid made by me)

and heres a link about the Legendary French Fighting Spirit my Viking friend:

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Camarón[/url]

if you want some more,i'm at your service.........

Jakob a écrit:Face it, with out the US you all would be sucking it to Berlin or Moscow now

and without the French (LaFayette,Rochambeau etc) the US would actually eat pudding everyday and not hamburgers........

Vraiment super ta vidéo LaFayette
Et les musiques en bonne qualité en plus !

i don't know if ya'll know this joke but it's very very funny
je ne sais pa si vous connaissez celle ci mais elle est super:


Believe it or not...this is the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. The Radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on Oct. 10, 1995.
US Ship: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

CND reply: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

US Ship: This is the Captain of a US Navy Ship. I say again, divert your course.

CND reply: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course!

US Ship: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS CORAL SEA*, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!!

CND reply: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

C'est quoi une "lighthouse" ?

i have done somthing wrong with my previous post:hers it again

DUDES!!!!!!!!!!!

take it easy roll a joint and drink a Beer.........

i'm not offended about french jokes......and i'm a froggy so......... :drunken:

once again....don't take everything on 1st degree,i actually have laughed about this joke.....

@ Jakob:do you have somthing similar in sweden ? i think not :p......