par Braindead Colonel Dim 20 Sep 2009 - 5:23
There is no theory of evolution; there is just a list of creatures that Vladimir Putin has allowed to live.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Vladimir Putin.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Vladimir Putin pajamas.
When Vladimir Putin does a pushup, he is not pushing himself up; he is pushing the Earth down.
Vladimir Putin does not breathe; he holds the air hostage.
Vladimir Putin does not wear a condom during sex, because there is no such thing as protection from Vladimir Putin.
Vladimir Putin does not read books; he stares them down until they give him the information he wants.
Vladimir Putin does not sleep. He waits.
Vladimir Putin can kill two stones with one bird.
Vladimir Putin can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Vladimir Putin is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Vladimir Putin.
Vladimir Putin is the reason that Waldo is hiding.
Russia is not a democracy. It is a Putinarchy.
On the seventh day, God rested.... and Vladimir Putin took over.
